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Tuesday, July 31, 2007
Wedding? naahhh... just silly me... :p
Hey, I'm back... with just this silly pictures... I know it's on a wedding, but I think it's enough with the wedding... there's too many weddings that I attended, and I don't even know who's wedding is this. But I'm still going coz I gotta accompany my mother who's going there also. And my sister's going also, well... I also wanna go to try out the food out there, ehehehee... I'm so damn hungryyy!!!
There I met a few old friends, but I won't say hi coz I'm not that close to them eventhough they seem to notice me a bit, but oh well... s#!7 happens... But that's not the main point here, the wedding sucked but I got a nice pic of me here... ahahahaa, I love myself... :)) :))
Btw, let's just let the picture tells the story, ok? coz I'm kinda lazy to write anything right now... -_-

Hey there, sexy...

hehehe, ugly...

bye...


Seeyah in our funny lives...

~Arno~
posted by Dudut @ 1:34 PM   0 comments
Monday, July 30, 2007
Fery (Benkyo)'s wedding
Okay, now's the wedding of another old friend of mine, and we're late... we're really late... we don't even get anything to eat, and we gotta go to a mall and eat there coz everyone's so hungry... :p Well I met with some old friends from my gaming days and chatted with everyone. It sucked coz we're so late and there's no more food aroud... well at least we could congratulate fery and his wife... Fery used to be the commander on my Counter Strike team. He's always a hot-headed dude on the game, but a pretty calm dude off the monitor. It's a long day, well maybe it's coz of the hunger, ehehehee... Seriously dude, not even a drink!!!
After that we all went to Senayan City to get something to eat... I wish I could talked more with all of those people at the wedding, but it's a fun day. After dropping my sisters at home, I went out again with my girl to watch Transformers, ehehehe... Cool movie!!! And ended the day with a big smile from her... It's just the best thing in the world... great day overall...


Love this pic...


Seeyah in our funny lives...

~Arno~
posted by Dudut @ 12:18 PM   0 comments
Friday, July 20, 2007
:)
Hmmmm..... I dunno what to write, but all I know is that I slept with a smile for the last two days... I felt so happy, and I could forget all of the problems at work...
You ever feel that way? I mean, I never slept with a smile for a long time... and now it just happened to me... I loved it... enjoyed it... and I hope it'll last forever... ahahahaa... but I know things happens, and moods could be ruined for a long time.

So I just wanna have fun all this time as long as it last... coz we don't know what'll happen next... and for all of you who had this kind of feelings, just enjoy it for as long as you can... ok?


Seeyah in our funny lives...

~Arno~
posted by Dudut @ 7:59 AM   1 comments
Wednesday, July 18, 2007
ACFE Training
A few weeks ago I went on a training, and it's quite fun coz it's being held at La Grandeur hotel for 5 days... I love those days... I never ate rice for lunch... it's always steak, and potatoes, meat, cheese, pasta........... and it always ended with ice creams.......................................
Mmmmmm..... ice creameee..... =P~ and at break time, it's always a semi-heavy foods like chicken wings, nuggets, etc, etc...
My weight went up instantly after those 5 days, but I manage to keep it down a bit after that, ehehehhee... gotta shape up a bit... :p

Okay back to the topic, it's the ACFE (Alcatel Certified Field Engineer) Training... I suck it all for those 5 days. The trainer Mr. Ramlan came from Malaysia, and he's a pretty fun guy and could talk about anything...
So being the Technical Support for the main distributor of this Alcatel Products suppose to give me pressure to get the best score on that room, but I just do what could. And eventually I gotta help out, coz most people never touched this PABX before and when they asked a simple question to Mr. Ramlan, I gotta help them out anyway...
At the end of the training, I didn't get the best score at the test, but hell, almost half of the class don't even pass the test...

So I finally got the certificate (well, my office's gonna hold it for sure...), but who cares... I'm now an Alcatel Certified Field Engineer... so cheers to y'all mate... ahahahaa... :))


Seeyah in our funny lives...

~Arno~
posted by Dudut @ 8:39 AM   65 comments
Tuesday, July 17, 2007
Fun Facts...
Just found out about this stuff... it's a bit freaky, little amazing, but obviously hilarious... read it pleasee... :p


1. If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

(Hardly seems worth it)


2. If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

(Now that's more like it)


3. A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.

(In my next life I want to be a pig)

(How'd they figure this out, and why?)


4. Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.

(Still can't get over that pig thing)

(Don't try this at home...maybe at work?)


5. Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

(Is that why Flipper was always smiling?)

(And pigs get 30-minute orgasms? Doesn't seem fair)


6. The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

(Hmmmmmmmmm........)


7. Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do.

(If you're ambidextrous do you split the difference?)


8. The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.

(From drinking little bottles of...?)

(Did taxpayers pay for this research??)


9. Polar bears are left handed.

(Who knew....? Who cares? How'd they find out, did they ask them?)


10. The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.

(What can be so tasty on the bottom of the pond?)


11. The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.

(30 minutes...can you imagine?? And why pigs?)


12. A cockroach will live nine days without it's head, before it starves to death.

(Creepy)


13. The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.

(Honey, I'm home. What the....)

(Well, at least pigs get a break there...)


14. Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

(In my next life I still want to be a pig ... quality over quantity)


15. Butterflies taste with their feet.

(Oh, Geez) (That's almost as bad as catfish)


16. An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain.

(I know some people like that.)


17. Starfish don't have brains.

(I know some people like that too.)


is it funny??? ahahahhahaaaa..... =))

Seeyah in our funny lives...

~Arno~
posted by Dudut @ 10:00 AM   1 comments
Rodney Dangerfield tribute...
I wrote this to tribute one of the funniest comedian in the world, Rodney Dangerfield who passed away at 2004. I know it's kinda old, but I just read about his materials and its freakin' hillarious... and I wanna share with y'all... soo... here's for Rodney... well this time, you do get respect... peace y'all...



1. I was so poor growing up ...if I wasn't a boy...I'd have had nothing to play with.

2. A girl phoned me the other day and said, "Come on over; nobody's home. "I went over. Nobody was home".

3. During sex, my girlfriend always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel.

4. One day I came home early from work ... I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy, "Hey buddy, why are you doing that?" He said "Because you came home early."

5. It's been a rough day. I got up this morning, put a shirt on and button fell off. I picked up my briefcase, and the handle came off. I'm afraid to go to the bathroom.

6. I was such an ugly kid...When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.

7. I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and radio.

8. I was such an ugly baby... My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend.

9. I'm so ugly...My father carries around a picture of the kid who came with his wallet.

10. When I was born, the doctor came into the waiting room and said to my father, "I'm sorry. We did everything we could, but he pulled through."

11. I'm so ugly...My mother had morning sickness... AFTER I was born.

12. My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair.

13. Once when I was lost, I saw a policeman, and asked him to help me find my parents. I said to him, "Do you think we'll ever find them?" He said,"I don't know kid. There's so many places they can hide."

14. My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday.

15. I'm so ugly... I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get.

16. I went to see my doctor. "Doctor, every morning when I get up and I look in the mirror...I feel like throwing up; What's wrong with me?" He said..."I don't know but your eyesight is perfect."

17. I went to the doctor because I'd swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest.

18. With my old man I got no respect. I asked him, "How can I get my kite in the air?" He told me to run off a cliff.

19. Some dog I got. We call him Egypt because in every room he leaves a pyramid. His favorite bone is in my arm. Last night he went on the paper four times - three of those times I was reading it.

20. One year they wanted to make me a poster boy - for birth control.



~Arno~
posted by Dudut @ 9:46 AM   0 comments
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